Worst essay - chain writing

It was a dark and stormy night. When I walked down the street, heavy rains blocked my eyesight, and I felt I couldn't go further any more. I was depressed, partly because of my powerlessness, but what's even more frustrating was that I didn't know why I was walking the street. I didn't know where I was. I could not see what was over there: what I could do was only to stick to the side, grabbing anything I could touch, and walking as slowly as possible with any possibility confronting me just in front of me. Frustrating darkness and storms could keep me down and make me drown. I was hopeless, until I heard a familiar tune that would lead me out of this abysmal terror. Judas! Ju da-ah-ah! Judas! Juda-ah-ah! It was my favorite singer, Lady Gaga, dressed up in her usual fish suit, and she was holding hands with my secret love and roommate, Dongho. They appeared, and I felt rescued. However, Judas stopped and suddenly Katy Perry's song was heard. OMG. The singer I hate the most! Can anybody turn on Judas again? Where's my salvation gone? Oh God. I want Judas! Give me Judas! Katy Perry came along with this hairy guy with nipple rings. He suddenly threw her to the ground and started to play his guitar crazily and he sang - or roar? Unbearably sick with all the noise I bashed his head in with a trash can that was near me. He crashed down, drooling and his eyeballs showing only with whites. I was scared. I ran away. Suddenly all the sounds disappeared. It seemed like that 2 was the only living thing in the entire universe. Freaked out, I ran faster. I needed to escape the moment.
Judas, Judas! Wow!! No, Katy Perry!
With this experience, I became a very courageous person. I overcame this scary experience and nightmare that followed. And because I have this courage that no one else can have, you should accept my application. Thank you.